How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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