how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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