Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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