If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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