I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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