She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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