It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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