I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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