So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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