I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
