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(901): View more from Tennessee

Yea well when i pee it makes steam.

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(254): View more from Texas

you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks

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(540): View more from Virginia

Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave

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(240): View more from Maryland

Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?

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Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend

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