i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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