I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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