Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He shit in the fireplace
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