She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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