hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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