Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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