her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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