what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I have post one night stand depression
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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