Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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