this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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