Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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