Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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