Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
