5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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