Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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