I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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