Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
His hands were made for my vagina.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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