You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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