that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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