and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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