I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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