Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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