okay pat passed out under dana's car
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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