i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Soap is not a condiment
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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