I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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