Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I lost the right to judge tonight
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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