I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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