just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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