he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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