i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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