Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Never underestimate the power of titties
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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