I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
