The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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