LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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