So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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