okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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