I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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