At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
