the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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