their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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