did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You were trust falling into bushes
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I deserve this hangover.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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