that's an acceptable place to lick
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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